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Bridžunska winyeta

Jolie: “Jea, mistr prezident, dis šou on Bridžuni iz rili grejt. Maj gud frend Rade iz a grejt aktr, end Kroejša iz bjutiful kantri. Ajl šurli kam agen. Bat ju menšnd samtin about vortajm lendmajnz problm? Ju hev rimejning majnfilds sketrd around?”

Josipovich: “Jea, dec a big problm. Lardž ariaz of ar bjutiful kantri ar still kavrd vid lendmajnz.”

Jolie: “Ajm veri sed tu hir det. Hau mač?”

Josipovich: “Vel, oh, ah, uh, aj kant sej nau for šur, dont nou egzakt dejta, a u pičku materinu, ver iz maj advajzr, gad demnid…”

Jolie: “Dec okej mistr prezident, ju ken fajr hiz es lejtr. Bat tel mi, hu mejd dis majnfildz? Hu did dis horibl krajm?”

Josipovich: “Vel, ju nou, it voz unforčnat lajn of ivents end vrong polisiz, vič rezaltid in det teribl vor…”

Jolie: “Jea..?”

Josipovich: “…bat nau vi hev nju etitjud, nju polisi tu rikonsilijejt vid ar nejbrz…”

Jolie: “..?”

Josipovich: “…end aj em priperd tu lid det nju polisi tu nekst level, ez maj trastid advajzr Deyan olvejz sejz…”

Jolie: “Bat hu mejd fakin majnfildz!?”

Josipovich: “Ah, det… vel, oh, uh, ju nou… mejbi ic best ju tu esk jor gud frend Rade.”

Jolie: “Bat… vat? Huz dis?”

Josipovich: “Vot d fak? Vot iz ši duing hir, sekjuriti, sekjuriti… koji ti je kurac, šta upadaš ovako, e, jesi ti normalna..?”

Yadranka: “Fak of! Aj vont šiz otogrejm!”

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